{"product_id":"small-talk-cat-keyring","title":"Small Talk 'I speak fluent cat' Keyring","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials: \u003c\/strong\u003e95% Zinc Alloy, 5% Enamel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ever wished you could translate meow into full sentences? Same. Until science catches up, this keychain will have to do.Featuring a smugly adorable black-and-white cat and a bold yellow charm declaring “I Speak Fluent Cat,” this keyring lets everyone know you understand important feline concepts like feed me, you’re sitting in my spot, and I will knock this off the table. Perfect for cat parents, aspiring cat whisperers, and people who definitely trust cats more than humans. Clips easily to keys or bags.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Small Talk","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56501897003386,"sku":"SMAKRCAT001A","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0069\/6886\/8937\/files\/SMAKRCA_1.jpg?v=1770806170","url":"https:\/\/www.houseofdisaster.com\/products\/small-talk-cat-keyring","provider":"House of Disaster","version":"1.0","type":"link"}