{"product_id":"small-talk-shit-show-circus-keyring","title":"Small Talk 'Welcome to the shit show' Keyring","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/strong\u003e 95% zinc alloy, 5% Enamel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e Admission: One questionable life choice.This enamel keyring is for anyone who wakes up every day, grabs their keys, and whispers “let’s see what fresh chaos awaits.” Featuring a charming circus tent and a pink ticket that proudly declares Welcome to the Shit Show - Admit One*, this little accessory is equal parts cute and emotionally accurate. Perfect for keys, bags, or as a tiny warning label to the world. Durable, shiny, and brutally honest - just like you on a Monday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Small Talk","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56501897036154,"sku":"SMAKRCIR001A","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0069\/6886\/8937\/files\/SMAKRCIR_1.jpg?v=1770806138","url":"https:\/\/www.houseofdisaster.com\/products\/small-talk-shit-show-circus-keyring","provider":"House of Disaster","version":"1.0","type":"link"}