Small Talk 'Can't Be Arsed' Eyemask
Our “Can’t Be Arsed” eye mask is designed for ultimate comfort with a touch of personality. Made with a luxurious velvet outer layer and a smooth satin backing, it feels soft against the skin while gently blocking out light so you can rest, nap, or simply hide from the world for a while.
The embroidered design features playful fruit details and bold lettering, giving the mask a fun, cheeky look that stands out from ordinary sleep masks. Whether you’re winding down at home, travelling, or gifting it to someone who appreciates a bit of humour, this mask adds style to your rest routine.
Standard delivery, 3–5 working days:
- Orders under £25 - £5.99
- Orders £25–£49.99 - £3.99
- Orders £50 and over - FREE
We currently ship to the UK only.
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You can return or exchange your order within 14 days of delivery. Items must be unused and in resellable condition, with all tags, barcode labels and original packaging intact. Accessories should be returned in their original branded box, inside a protective outer box or postal bag.
Return postage is at your cost unless we sent the wrong item or the item is faulty. In those cases we'll refund up to £10 in postage on receipt of a valid postage receipt.
Online orders can't be returned in store.
Returns address: House of Disaster, Unit 4, Hackhurst Lane, Lower Dicker, Hailsham BN27 4BW, United Kingdom
Refunds are processed within 3 working days of receiving your return.
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