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Small Talk 'Can't Be Arsed' Socks - House of Disaster
Small Talk 'Can't Be Arsed' Socks - House of Disaster
Small Talk 'Can't Be Arsed' Socks - House of Disaster
Small Talk 'Can't Be Arsed' Socks - House of Disaster
Small Talk 'Can't Be Arsed' Socks - House of Disaster
Small Talk 'Can't Be Arsed' Socks - House of Disaster
Small Talk 'Can't Be Arsed' Socks

Small Talk 'Can't Be Arsed' Socks

£ 8.99
Small Talk 'Can't Be Arsed' Socks - House of Disaster
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Materials: 65% Bamboo, 30% Polyester, 5% Spandex

Features: Lazy people, unite. Introducing the perfect socks to sum up your mood, the “Can’t be arsed” socks from Small Talk. Made from sustainable bamboo fibre, these cute socks are covered in a peachy illustration, and the words to live by. Let the world know and grab yourself a pair, or pick up as a treat to a friend with a good sense of humour.

Size: Adult unisex, size UK 4-7

Delivery Plus

Standard delivery, 3–5 working days:

  • Orders under £25 - £5.99
  • Orders £25–£49.99 - £3.99
  • Orders £50 and over - FREE

We currently ship to the UK only.

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Returns Plus

You can return or exchange your order within 14 days of delivery. Items must be unused and in resellable condition, with all tags, barcode labels and original packaging intact. Accessories should be returned in their original branded box, inside a protective outer box or postal bag.

Return postage is at your cost unless we sent the wrong item or the item is faulty. In those cases we'll refund up to £10 in postage on receipt of a valid postage receipt.

Online orders can't be returned in store.

Returns address: House of Disaster, Unit 4, Hackhurst Lane, Lower Dicker, Hailsham BN27 4BW, United Kingdom

Refunds are processed within 3 working days of receiving your return.

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Laura Taylor
Beautiful quality socks

Lovely socks and arrived on time.

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Judith Darkins
Great items

Bought a couple of pairs of socks along with other items. A slight mix up with the order but this was sorted out very fast and generously. Very pleased customer here.

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j.e.

Bought for a present. They'll make her laugh so they're great 😊

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Pam
Socks

Just as pictured

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Karen

Socks arrived quickly and are great quality. Sent a pair to a friend in Australia for Christmas - the theme is an 'in' joke between us.

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Jenny
Funny socks

I bought these for my sister as this is her favourite saying she loved them

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Victoria Sherston
Always great

I always find something different but great quality

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Kay

Fantastic design lovely quality

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Shirley

Exactly as advertised.

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Jo Capel
Great quality

Bought to cheer my sister up after a horrible time and they worked . Also look good, great speedy delivery too so all round delighted with product I bought

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Heather

Bought as Christmas gift for friend. Made me and her laugh a lot. Good quality socks.

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Sheila Green
Cheeky fun

Great fun socks!

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Jilly Rumble
Perfect

The most charming way of saying what you think!

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Lee Evans
Sock review

Can't be arsed socks are perfect for work, sums up exactly my feelings.
Absolutely love them!!!

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Free shipping on all orders over £50.

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Not happy? Get an exchange or refund within 30 days

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