Small Talk 'Welcome to the shit show' Keyring
Materials: 95% zinc alloy, 5% Enamel
Features: Admission: One questionable life choice.This enamel keyring is for anyone who wakes up every day, grabs their keys, and whispers “let’s see what fresh chaos awaits.” Featuring a charming circus tent and a pink ticket that proudly declares Welcome to the Shit Show - Admit One*, this little accessory is equal parts cute and emotionally accurate. Perfect for keys, bags, or as a tiny warning label to the world. Durable, shiny, and brutally honest - just like you on a Monday.
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United Kingdom
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Items must be unused and re-sellable as new, including undamaged packaging. Accessories must be returned in the original branded boxes provided and inside a protective shipping box/postal bag. All branded tags and barcode labels must be attached and intact. You can return or exchange your purchase within 14 days. Please note, all items purchased online cannot be returned to store.
Please note that you will be responsible for the cost of returning the products to us unless the item is deemed faulty. We refund up to the value of £10 in postage costs for reasons
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