Small Talk 'Welcome to the shit show' Keyring
Materials: 95% zinc alloy, 5% Enamel
Features: Admission: One questionable life choice.This enamel keyring is for anyone who wakes up every day, grabs their keys, and whispers “let’s see what fresh chaos awaits.” Featuring a charming circus tent and a pink ticket that proudly declares Welcome to the Shit Show - Admit One*, this little accessory is equal parts cute and emotionally accurate. Perfect for keys, bags, or as a tiny warning label to the world. Durable, shiny, and brutally honest - just like you on a Monday.
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Standard delivery, 3–5 working days:
- Orders under £25 - £5.99
- Orders £25–£49.99 - £3.99
- Orders £50 and over - FREE
We currently ship to the UK only.
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You can return or exchange your order within 14 days of delivery. Items must be unused and in resellable condition, with all tags, barcode labels and original packaging intact. Accessories should be returned in their original branded box, inside a protective outer box or postal bag.
Return postage is at your cost unless we sent the wrong item or the item is faulty. In those cases we'll refund up to £10 in postage on receipt of a valid postage receipt.
Online orders can't be returned in store.
Returns address: House of Disaster, Unit 4, Hackhurst Lane, Lower Dicker, Hailsham BN27 4BW, United Kingdom
Refunds are processed within 3 working days of receiving your return.
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